Virus Text adventure

Hey, so, this text adventure is still in development and, fun fact, it can destroy your computer, to avoid this, do not die and finish it with the golden sword, if you are going to die, EXIT IMMEDIATELY, this is a fork bomb which 

A. adds itself to startup files

B. Disables task manager, ctrl alt del, and the start menu

C. Runs a full cpu benchmark looped whilst spawning in windows, infinitely.

Do NOT run on physical hardware.